The Summer:

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Dennis will be in Fort Myers from now until next Friday. Please contact him and let him know that you wish to make plans with him. He is currently too overwhelmed by his strange hometown to leave his house, so please give him some encouragement and plan an outing or something.
Thank you kindly.

-Dennis Webber's manager

I'm in a three hour long musical.
I'm sprucing up two plays.
Sometimes I dress like it's Easter.
I have listened to Busta Rhymes' "Touch It" 23 times in the past two days.

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Tonight I bought a seafoam green 32 key melodica ( Read more... )

Just today I looked at her photo and got this sudden rush, an excitement about being 40 sometime and talking in a kitchen as 40 year old. 40. I will be twice my age, holding a wine glass. I'm sure I will smell better than I do at this moment. We will be in a kitchen. I imagine we just ate dinner- the boys are in the other room. We're all ( Read more... )

This morning I walked around Evanston bleary eyed wearing two different shoes. I was locked out of my apartment and wasn't sure what to do with myself ( Read more... )

Imagine, if you will, a Mr. Dennis M. W. wrapped in bubble wrap from head to toe.
Just picture it whenever you see me. It's how I choose to invisibly package myself.

Perhaps I should drink more coffee.

Fuck this noise

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College is a gigantic turd resting on the timeline of my life. Tonight I choose to lounge on that turd, drinking cheap beer. This, I assure you, cannot improve the smell.