It's funny. I don't if I prefer freedom to enjoy a plane ride or freedom to not be blown up on a plane ride.

Lets see. I'm leaving for Texas on Tuesday for the College English Association conference where I will be presenting my award winning play Joshua's Play to all sorts of stuffy english types.

That's right, I won the 'best undergrad play' award for WMU. It's sort of like winning the special olympics, only less prestigious.

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Bark Bark Barc Turned in a re-worked version of Joshua's Play for the Creative Writing Awards. It's one of those things - if I don't win, I feel like Jeff when he didn't win, only the awards and prestige I've lost out on aren't nearly as much (curse you high school underachievment!!).

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This, folks, is what's wrong with the American government:

Video Game aims to fight Childhood Obesity

Notice, at the bottom, that each school will recieve one game system, at least two dance pads, and the game software, at a cost of $740 dollars per school!!!!

Let me break down how much this would cost at gamestop:

PS2: 149.99
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I figure I'd share the news - Nine Inch Nails is playing in Grand Rapids on Monday, February 20th. Anyone looking to go, I have two open spaces in my car.

Before the Bears game last week, Carolina receiver Steve Smith said his son suggested his father pretend to take a nap in the end zone after catching a touchdown pass -- imitating a hibernating bear. Smith instead used the goalpost to pretend he was sliding down a fire pole.
- Charlotte Observer

Steve Smith's son is fucking awesome.

Many of you have heard tales of the epic Saga of Ryan's PC. Well let me put it to you straight, because it's STILL going on ( Read more... )

I got a new phone, so if'n you want me to have your number, respond to this bad boy and gimme gimme!

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