I grow bored of this "livejournal." It is neither alive nor a journal . . . okay so maybe it is a journal. I've decided to discontinue it in any case, beginning my musings anew at http://catjesus.blogspot.com/. Fear not. The clontzinator will survive for the time being on livejournal but ( Read more... )

Class average for the physics test? 43. Is there a massive curve? No, not really. He adds six points. Cooner gets a 91. He's cool with that. Up to date scoring in the ongoing battle that is Tests v. Cooner: Tests 1, Cooner 2.

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I can barely talk, suffered at least three heart attacks, and my hearing is shot, but we beat LSU! Wow. Never want to be put through that again.

Does anyone read this crap anymore?

Channel surfing exposes you to a lot of new things. Take for instance tonight. On HBO, we stumbled across a German animator's novel approach to Jack and the Beanstalk. IT WAS CARTOON PORN! Holy scheißen! The giant's wife used poor Jack as a dildo, people! A dildo! Then the giant gets home, bellowing, "Fee, Fie, Fo, Fum! I smell the musk of my woman ( Read more... )

Well, how's life? Mine's pretty busy. I've got three tests coming up next week! I'm so excited! Genetics, Physics, and Biochemistry, the stuff nightmares are made of. Ouch. I just ended that last sentence with a preposition. Suck it. There's nothing really entertaining enough going on right now for me to write about, so let's delve into the past. I ( Read more... )

It was a struggle, but I managed to pretty much get caught up on biochemistry reading/homework this weekend. Genetics will get done over the next week. Hopefully. 'Twas not a great weekend for Cooner's football picks, however. While Auburn, UAB, and that other school (though just barely) pulled out victories, Penn State got confused and sent the ( Read more... )

Today the world yanked its pants down and pooped all over my face. Yeah, it's been that bad.