Damn the punker-than-thou attention whores who tried to make quick bucks off of product that Atari 5.0 owns, without snagging the rights when they could have been had for diddly-squat . . .
The owners after Jack "Tight-Ass" Tramiel and before Hasbro (forget the company's name) sold the development rights to the Lynx/Jaguar to Songbird Games for basically nothing . . .
Until the nostalgia thing kicked in, the AA people (or everyone else) could have cut a similar deal. But no, they didn't, they just chose to control the scene as if it was theirs.
Sony's big claim is that the PS2 emits Ethical Birth Control waves1 that cause men to lose all interest in sex. :)
There are a lot of "Playstation widows" out there, and I wouldn't be surprised to find that there's an LJ community on the topic.
1: As discovered by Grand Rapids orthodontist and prudish fundie Edgar Nation when he got tired of watching monkeys jacking off at the zoo. Now, he just organizes massive Madden 2005 tournaments for them. :)
Ehehehehee *cracks up* Yeah, wouldn't surprise me either. I'm sure they can make some underwear to remedy that, like the nintendo ones you linked to in your LJ once. *plugs back in PS2* Vibration function indeed. My brain is coming up for designs for the USB port analog-control bra as I type.
Perhaps they just need to release adult-rated games outside of Japan. ^_^ Wait, that wouldn't help, would it?
The Madden 2005 thing. Lord have mercy...did you come up with that?
You know so much about gaming. *bows* I am at your mercy oh great one! Tell us more about the mythical retro-arcade games of whose return you have foretold! *offers up tobacco product sacrifice*
Well, there is the "Trance Vibrator" that came with the Japanese edition of Rez for the PS2 (not sure if there was one for the Dreamcast version, also) that kinda included the ladies in the action . . . Really, like anybody in freaking Japan, the kinkiest country on Earth, put the thing under their chair so the chair could move. . . Not to mention, it came (pun slightly intended) with protective latex sleeves . . .
The footnote is a reference to Kurt Vonnegut's short story "Welcome to the Monkey House", BTW. . . Did see something once on the Discovery Channel about one of those gorillas that can talk sign language playing Duck Hunt on the NES, though.
And if I have my way, and I feel extra-psychic at the moment, thanks to a long call, so I just might, the next-gen systems will have rotary controllers. We so need 3D high-definition Arkanoid, dammit.
yeah!atariage sucks a lot!
anonymous
August 23 2007, 07:10:21 UTC
cheers,for the news!,finally,the atariage pricks,that bunch of retards lead by the childish-analphasis,Canadian s Joystick Lover Albert Yarusso prove the taste of the judgement.That site is a nest of stupid nerds,sick people,frustated old guys with underage nazi geeks and freak s mental disorders,surrounded by fake administrators making flame wars,desrespecting people,im creating a web ring of anti-atariage site,and i will join a bunch of comrades to find Albert on street and breaking his teeths and give to him a purple eye,he deserves more than that,i hope albert site be invaded and destoyed by hackarz.I hope he dies with a bat shove into himself.... Thanks inforgames for the first strike.
Re: yeah!atariage sucks a lot!
anonymous
January 3 2008, 01:21:46 UTC
i know that this"shitsubject"is old,but,the anti atari age pricks hate,is forever and ever,some day i did albert lost his fucktard mind when i stroke his site with a lotta of fuck words about him,his mother and his gay lover,the canadian queer called shawn sr.Albert loves to be fucked for "beahaind"(canadian accent)by his nerdy freak queers warshippers such clay zylombane(a stupid fat gay hobo,that has no job,that spend his time spreading bullshit in form of opinions all over the internet forums)shawn"poo s head"a psicopat freak canadian nazi-gay that eats shit,he is just a"molderfucker",and his another village people s partners Omegamatrix,Cpuwiz,Cybergoth,Jerky(that jerks all dicks off).All of that roaches in form of human loosers,deserves to die without mercy,i will never forget how i humilliate Albert,it was my victory.Some day the pricks will pay for more.thats all for now.
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The owners after Jack "Tight-Ass" Tramiel and before Hasbro (forget the company's name) sold the development rights to the Lynx/Jaguar to Songbird Games for basically nothing . . .
Until the nostalgia thing kicked in, the AA people (or everyone else) could have cut a similar deal. But no, they didn't, they just chose to control the scene as if it was theirs.
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Well Atari did screw Epyx for the Lynx so they got what the deserved in the end.
Besides, which group did Infogrammes buy, arcade division Atari or home division Atari? That split always confused me.
BTW: Ragland Rape is in dire need of not sucking.
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Video games don't cause insanity? *throws away PS2* You falsely advertizing bastards!!!
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There are a lot of "Playstation widows" out there, and I wouldn't be surprised to find that there's an LJ community on the topic.
1: As discovered by Grand Rapids orthodontist and prudish fundie Edgar Nation when he got tired of watching monkeys jacking off at the zoo. Now, he just organizes massive Madden 2005 tournaments for them. :)
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Perhaps they just need to release adult-rated games outside of Japan. ^_^ Wait, that wouldn't help, would it?
The Madden 2005 thing. Lord have mercy...did you come up with that?
You know so much about gaming. *bows* I am at your mercy oh great one! Tell us more about the mythical retro-arcade games of whose return you have foretold! *offers up tobacco product sacrifice*
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The footnote is a reference to Kurt Vonnegut's short story "Welcome to the Monkey House", BTW. . . Did see something once on the Discovery Channel about one of those gorillas that can talk sign language playing Duck Hunt on the NES, though.
And if I have my way, and I feel extra-psychic at the moment, thanks to a long call, so I just might, the next-gen systems will have rotary controllers. We so need 3D high-definition Arkanoid, dammit.
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of retards lead by the childish-analphasis,Canadian s Joystick Lover Albert Yarusso prove the taste of the judgement.That site is a nest of stupid nerds,sick people,frustated old guys with underage nazi geeks and freak s mental disorders,surrounded by fake administrators making flame wars,desrespecting people,im creating a web ring of anti-atariage site,and i will join a bunch of comrades to find Albert on street and breaking his teeths and give to him a purple eye,he deserves more than that,i hope albert site be invaded and destoyed by hackarz.I hope he dies with a bat shove into himself....
Thanks inforgames for the first strike.
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