...to mainlining IV crack into my eyeballs. Yep, that's right, I bought WoW ( Read more... )

That would be me.

It's really, really awesome. Damn, this 19" LCD monitor is just crazy huge and Vista actually fixes some of the annoying shit about Windows XP (such as actually having a clock accessory).

Also, I think I've gotten hooked on snorting the purest fentanyl off stripper tits EVE Online. It really didn't like my old machine that ( Read more... )

I have reason to suspect that someone has filched my password and would be able to get it if I changed it, and it's 110% my fault ( Read more... )

Seriously, Head and Shoulders Refresh  is the fucking BOMB.   Between the 104-degree heat  (it's 92 outside now and it's dark already, that's how damn hot it is in Alabama) and all the crap in the air at the guardrail factory, my hair should be forming an auto-fro like it usually does.  It's not at all.  However, it's NOT recommended for crotchal ( Read more... )

Apparently the next issue of that august bastion of respectable journalism will be the last.  Yeah, it hadn't been what it was since the Clontz brothers (who definitely rank among my writing idols) bailed and I'm a little surprised it made it six years without them, but it was still hilarious and better than that snooty oh-so-indie college rag the ( Read more... )

You know how I said I was going to lay serious pipe in someone I'd never see again?  Scratch that last bit. Dana was AWESOME and we are totally going out again.  I never would have dreamed in a million billion fucktillion years that I'd run into to someone who was good, giving, and game for all my kinks at a motherfucking Harry Potter book release ( Read more... )

Yep, about to leave to go stand in line to score a copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.  I'm got my fake British accent and my best snarky douche face on, so, yours truly is about to score some BPD nerd girl poontang.  I'm just doing it for the (hopefully legal) chicks,  I really could care less about the book, seeing as how "the carpet ( Read more... )

I am apparently completely fucking wrong about something and a completely reprehensible person for being wrong about it.  I'm trying to phrase this as neutrally as possible so as to hide which position I take here so everyone will give me an honest answer ( Read more... )

The tanning booth was the greatest innovation in the history of boobies.  You can always tell the American or British girls in classic pre-Nam porn from the Continental types because the former have hideous tan lines across the bottom half of their cleavage.  God bless Friedrich Wolff.

That is all.

( The saga of my insanely broken CD drive )