i keep having dreams i'm still in highschool

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i sift therefore i am

kyle: i'm bothered.
megan: ??
kyle: my tan line is really fucked up and i have no friends.

(imagine a darth vader-esque type voice) you all thought your secrets were safe.... megan did.... before i infliltrated! and i'd do it again too! muah ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!!!!!!!

P.S. encompass this! ha ha ha ha ha!

things:

a speech i won't write.

didn't do finals, see? because that's easier. i got my message from michele fourth period, a jerredsurprise under the counter.

you are all relatively non-threatening.

need to stretch my textual legs.

brb