copyrighthndman's LJ stalker is golf_swing!golf_swing is stalking you because they think you are the one who made anonymous abusive LJ comments. They are also eating your food when you aren't looking!
I am undeniably in love with Mori. My vocabulary is extensive and my prowess to express myself is far superior to the majority of livejournal users. I choose to be the archetypical strong silent guardian. I am fiercely loyal to those whom I care about. I've wasted enough words already.