The Small Print -- Chapter One

[coquette7]

Summary: Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter with an elderly citizen in need leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands.

Time Period: Sometime between New Moon and Eclipse.

Pairing:

Comments

[coquette7]

Thank you! :) The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!

[coquette7]

Thank you! The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!

[mandieleigh]

This is hilariously awesome.

[coquette7]

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[eurofabulous]

I needed a good laugh tonight and your new story did the trick XD

I'm sure Alice knew all about this, when you're immortal I guess you have to find ways to amuse yourself!

“Don’t drop the soap until I get there.”
I knew she would say that, Bella is so much fun when she wants!

The picture looked like a GQ centerfold - one where the model’s face is wracked with so much exquisite angst that his eyes seemed to say, I’m so utterly beautiful that it hurts.
This passage had me laughing fo 5 minutes straight, I sure wouldn't mind having a copy too, Bella!

I can't wait for more ;D

PS: Written in honor of California’s new hands-free law ... because some people need to get off their freaking phones and just DRIVE already. GAH. *ahem*.
I agree it's illegal here in France but it doesn't stop people from talking on the phone. Plus, now - whether you want it or not - when you buy a cellphone there's an earpiece that comes with it, so use it!

[coquette7]

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[riveroad]

I love you. That is all.

No seriously, this is FABULOUS!

“I hardly think I need it. I’ve never had an accident, and I never will. I’m a superior driver.” I could almost hear him preening like a peacock on the other end of the line.

The greatest thing about this line is that you can really see anyone of the male persuasion saying it - vampire or not.

[coquette7]

Haha. You got that right. ;D The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!