The Small Print -- Chapter One

[coquette7]

Summary: Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter with an elderly citizen in need leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands.

Time Period: Sometime between New Moon and Eclipse.

Pairing:

Comments

[apresmoi]

I loooved this. Charlie must have had an absolute field day.

And I really like the way you've characterized Bella as well, she's got a nice wit goin' on :)

[coquette7]

There's a reason behind the wit, which would normally be a little OOC for her. ;) The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!

Edward.. in a cage? Kinky.

[sammie_3]

Omg that was so funny.

Hey there, big guy,” I said, kneeling down to his level with my hands on the bars. “So. In the big house, huh? Got the shake-down? Gonna ride the train all the way to cooking school? Lucky you called me. See, I know a guy who knows a guy whose third cousin’s baby daddy can help you score a shank and a few reefers. I’m talkin real currency if you know what I’m sayin. You know what I’m sayin?”

This is my favorite part. I can just picture his face as she's saying this.
I can't wait to see what Emmett says. Your writing never ceases to amaze me.

Love it. Can't wait for more.

Re: Edward.. in a cage? Kinky.

[coquette7]

Thank you! :) The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!

[kudosirony]

I agree with no driving and talking on the cellphone...I wish OH would do that!

And this was hilarious, I found myself laughing aloud throughout this. Bella trying to talk like an old movie gangster was quite amusing.

[coquette7]

Thank you! The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!

[ladolcevita92]

aha poor edward!
i cant wait to see how emmett is gonna treat him xD

[desert_dolly]

Oh God I love this, I can't wait to read more!

[coquette7]

Thank you! The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!