I just made a sarcastic facebook status update about jesus dying for my sins and SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS AND THEY REPLIED SERIOUSLY.

Life is great.

Things I am thankful for/happy about ( Read more... )

As of today, I, Cora Rose Gaulin, will cease to diddle aimlessly on the internet. I will no longer spend hour upon hour reading Weekend Web, nor will I religiously follow upwards of twelve knitting blogs. I will be checking my personal email ONE TIME PER DAY, and other than that, I will only use the internet for academic research and to take part ( Read more... )

This very well may be the last snow day of the year, and goddamn it, we're going to it 'er dun!!!!!!!!!!

The year of chicks making out, walking dogs, Adam making funny hand gestures, and hatred (but in a nice way).

IT IS TEN FORTY FOUR IN THE MORNING! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?!?!?!?!?!

WE'RE IN YOUR SUGARLOAF, PWNING YOUR INTARNETZ

ADAM 'N' CORA 'N' ANDY ARE MOVING TO SUGARLOAF ESTATES IN SUNDERLAND.
NEXT SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER FIRST, TWO-THOUSAND AND SEVEN.

If you would like to help them, they would be forever grateful, and would never again make fun of you behind your back. And maybe we'll get a pizza or something.

X-posted to all my internet hidey-holes.

MY CHARACTER IS LANKY

which if you were wondering, is not some little-known village of Amherst. Our potential landlord turned out to be a barely-legitimate money-grubber who wanted to charge three people $1400 rent for an apartment he was advertising for $1000 for two people. So we went ahead and signed a lease at a reeeeaaaalllllyyyy cheesy complex in Sunderland that ( Read more... )