boy: [departmentmates] and i just got an xbox 360.
me: are you serious? what do you play, war games?
boy: no, soccer. FIFA world cup.
me: you are serious.

asian woman livejournal blog carnival (aka a collection of blog pieces about issues around asian female identity)! exciting times ( Read more... )

sexy gay friend: [while a shirtless, be-fedoraed skinny white boy sprays whipped cream in my mouth during my stripper friend's absolutely debauched dance for charity] she's vegan! she's vegan!

today is a good day. my thesis is progressing achingly but swimmingly. i turn 21 in four days. i am eating well, and generally not depressed. i have an internship offer to work with both dreamworks and a studio photographer in los angeles this summer. and someone made a nice comment about my hedwig video on youtube. hoss. i win at life; i will just ( Read more... )

me: how do you stop from beating up every girl who macks on your current man?
a: walk up and grab his penis while they are talking and say to him "I'll be over here when you're done".
me: oh.
me: what if you're not at the penis grabbing stage of your pseudo relationship yet?

gay life partner: omg, so like, [redacted] and i are gbff right now.
me: 'gbff'? ... good best friends forever?
gay life partner: omg, no! think about it!
me: oh, gay! gay best friends forever!
gay life partner: took you long enough.

site updated to not scare off potential future employers and gallerists. exciting times. one of these days i will feel literate again; promise. now, to scan. tomorrow, to animate. sunday, to develop my film!

other blog updated with picture and narrative goodies. tomorrow: website overhaul. STAY TUNED. moving at a million paces right now, too many projects and ONLY ONE MORE MONTH TO REALIZE THEM!

P.S. I MISS MY MAN. I AM ALSO DELIRIOUS.

blog in full tomorrahz.

manyana yo me voy a me-ji-co. no traigo mi computadora--cuatro dias sin el red! es posible que volvere en una pieza, pero no estoy segura. si no, como se dicen en los estados unidos, it's been real.