Happiness is, in part, the art of not falling victim to the compromises you have to make. In other words, if you can't deal with something at a fundamental level, run from it like hell. If not, do not let it prevent you from being happy ( Read more... )

Tired of paying someone to take care of your yard? I will neglect your garden - for free! Guaranteed results: in just a year, I promise you will be able to see your garden from *space*!

Dogs - Love
Fish - Tranquility
Hamsters - Assholes

Prosecutors in Seattle are waging a battle against strip clubs, accusing owners of running a prostitution ring, racketeering and god knows what else. The strip clubs will almost certainly close under a plea deal. So what ( Read more... )

Одна девушка вчера меня назвала на вечеринке "свободный художник". А что, и ведь правда - жена, дети, моргидж, не рисую...

A software architect understands the theory of everything and the practice of nothing.

Maria could give lessons on how to be a perfect wife on a very low budget.

Маша: Я тебя выкину с балкона.
Я: Ха, не поднимешь.
Маша: А я тебе что-нибудь такое скажу, что ты сам выкинешься.

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I know! I know! Editing is like parenting. The author is the father, the editor is the mother. The father deposits his idea, the mother works on it, and then some time later, the result is produced. Sometimes daddy can recognize the child, sometimes he can't... And sometimes, it's someone else's child entirely.