So in a pretty successful attempt to stave off anything that resembled work this morning, I stumbled upon my LiveJournal, which hasn't been updated in, oh, about 4 years. In that amount of time, I've come to realize that 24-year-olds have, to put it mildly, shit for brains. All the stuff I obsessed over, all the imaginary merit contests I was ( Read more... )

What IS it exactly about the Missed Connections on craigslist that inspires such embarrassing verse writing? The certainty for anonymity? The hope that someone somewhere will read "Her Eyes Twinkle Like Shiny Diamonds" and ask why you're not a poet laureate? I guess maybe I shouldn't talk, considering how I just laugh at them and actually DO read ( Read more... )

Every year you make me feel a little more useless.

It occurs to me today that I just hate these people. Hate, hate them. Cannot understand what ever compelled them to work like dogs for new Hummers and new wives and new servants. Cannot stand their unfortunate senses of humor. Cannot stand my brain resenting me day in and day out for having to tolerate work fit for a college dropout. I am trying to ( Read more... )

We shouldn't let people who can't even read vote. That's all I'm sayin'. Which is probably as narrow-minded a statement as them saying that the homosekshuls are bringin' on that thar apocalypse, but really. Why didn't we just let them secede when they wanted to?

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Well, I've finally discovered what the problem is. The problem is mediabistro.com. Everyday I hunker down over that fucking thing like it's the goddamn Bible and read horrifying stories about people who've been looking for work for 9 months and just can't bring themselves to temp anymore. And seeing as how I was both born and reared with a worst- ( Read more... )

Caller: “Can you tell me when construction on (Insert Million Dollar Real Estate Project I’ve Never Heard Of and Don’t Give a Flying Fuck about here) begins ( Read more... )

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