Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw!

[corn_pone]

I hate girls. I wish I was gay. Or at least a different species. Fungi don't have to worry about relationship problems. In fact fungi don't worry about anything. If you got reincarnated into a plant or some other thing without a brain, you would be getting that much closer to enlightenment. You would be completley carefree all the time. Why can't

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[kittybat]

because then the gods would have nothing to do instead of kicking back with popcorn and laughing at us poor pathetic humans.

[spacepanda]

hey you ditched me!

[cannibal_babies]

u would make a terrible fag!

[lostfiniel]

I have to agree.

Fungi could be interesting. But I'd hate to be the one who was used in Asian cooking. With my luck I'd be put in something spicey. I don't like spicey.

[cannibal_babies]

i am the girl who pisses him off so...

[up_too_late]

come to the show tonight??? after work???