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[cornelius_flux]

the security guard at work smells like a mexican security guard. and he avoids looking at me. i want him to look up so i can say "hello there man"

he isn't having it. he knows what i'm trying to do. he has a cool black and white moustache. it reminds me of pepe le pew's tail.

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[disreprivalize]

That's like the opposite of when I worked at ACS!

[cornelius_flux]

you worked at acs? the security guards loved you right? i remember that story.

[disreprivalize]

Fuck you. You don't know me. Just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!! ? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cleverchicken]

you guys are pathetic. thats not a real baby.