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because the world is round
ok. so if i do this, what'll you give me?
and the devil said nothing.
the (peeps who wrote)bible really tried its(their) best, huh? to cover its tracks or holes or contradictions or errors or
it isn't science. nursery tales or myth? el dilluvio no creo the grand canyon!
"so what?"? devil devil devil.
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ah, nostalgia
You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
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infinite improbability drive
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alexany
this is lacey's little cousin. i really dislike the little one's name (so i call her lex), but i honestly love the shit out of her. and then, when she actually has to shit and says "poop", i take her to the potty and let her "read" to me. she's two and smart as a shit. shit
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the security guard at work smells like a mexican security guard. and he avoids looking at me. i want him to look up so i can say "hello there man"
he isn't having it. he knows what i'm trying to do. he has a cool black and white moustache. it reminds me of pepe le pew's tail.
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we have an apartment together. we have gotten in huge fights. we have resolved the issues at hand
i'm afraid that going on the road for extended periods of time will eventually end us.
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i am in a band called alphabetter. never mind the name. we will discuss it in great detail later. perhaps when i'm a billionaire. so what i need, well, want...yes. want. i want to play in the vans warped tour. the band needs votes. with enough votes, we can gain ground with the whole electoral college thing ( Read more... ) -
deal or no deal
some guy just told his daughter to choose a case to get rid of on deal or no deal. she had been yelling "no deal" the entire time. she was so optimistic about everything! the guy's highest amounts of money were 750,000 and something way lower. the one she picked was the 750,000 dollar one. she broke into tears and started apologizing. i laughed for ( Read more... )
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