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[cornelius_flux]

i saw some guy advertising himself on zaragosa. his name is eddie something and he is running for some position that he will undoubtedly brag about if he wins. he was standing on a flatbed trailer that was hooked up to his silver truck. there was a big sign on the trailer as well. it read "vote eddie" something or other. he was waving to the people

Comments

[deiwitt_policy]

hey mr pablo can i be your helper? You probably need a hot secretary or intern or something right? I posted my resume:
-bilingual
-trilingual
-dominant male
-master in stranglebation

[disreprivalize]

Run for president of yesterday. And make your platform ending auto-erotic asphyxiation in the past. If you control the past... you control the FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that can also be a campaign slogan. It may sound a little evil/world-dominationish but that is what the people need.

[neverforgetus]

you lost me?

ithink

[cl_everusername]

i think you should run for "PRESIDENT OF SHUT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"
ha!

:/...

[in_thee_middle]

thats a horrible way of dying! :\

Lisa.

[charlie_black]

You should let me be your campaign manager. Stick with me and you will conquer the world.
This Eddie character is terrible with PR.