i am magoo shoulderblade. you are not.

the girls up north are better than the ones in the south...

I motion we get rid of the excess brain cells that make us think of dull emotions and witty sayings that get us nowhere. How about it?

el otro dia en el trabajo una chola me tiro rollo y no sabia como tirarle rollo, porke no se como se le llega a las cholas asi eske le dije lo primero ke se me vino a la mente.... "All a nigga really need is a lil bit, not a lot baby girl just a lil bit.. we can head to the crib in a lil bit.. I can show you how I live in a lil bit, I wanna ( Read more... )

i had a dream in which pablo's ------- gave me a fucking blowjob and i fucking loved it. then, carlos' ----- fucking let me do her in the --- and then in the -----. she is fucking dirty. then luis' --------- fucking sucked all of my friends off. i fucking watched the whole thing. what a fucking slut huh ( Read more... )

but we are better than them because they can't copulate.

If you place an egg in a container filled with tap water, the egg will slowly sink to the bottom. But if you place the egg in a container filled with salted water it will foat. Why?

You can't spell happiness without appiness.

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xenophobia is the fear of foreign people. You guys are wrong I'm right.