in my posts and comments, my "eyes" icon (pictured above) displays my darker colored eye above lacey's beautiful, awe-inspiring, gorgeous, vivid, life-changing eye. hers is of an emerald green or jade hue. NOW LISTEN UP. in lacey's icon, her eye is above mine! isn't that genius?! the positions are reversed!!

anyway or anywhy or anywho or anyshe ( Read more... )

the stuff that comes out of my butt when i am on the toilet is poison. no one should eat it under any circumstances.

on monday, at work, i did things. i was sitting. i got bored after two hours of that. i stood up, sat down. it was boring. i took my headset off, ventured on over to the break room and walked around in there for about ten minutes. suddenly friends, something took over me. the cro-magnon in me took hold. i was not myself!! at the whim of my own ( Read more... )

lacey has a journal now. she is the best. better than me, even. feel free to badmouth me and use slanderous adjectives and phrases on her lj to make me appear like a bad person in her eyes. click this thing hey_lovely_hobi . I LOVE YOU LACERS!!!!!!!!!


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"your mother is so fat, she carries all the buckets of water!"

-socrates

"yo mama so old, she don't know when to stop!"

-chuck darwin

i didn't even buy the milkshake myself. Lacey wanted one so she got it. I advised against it and gave her crap about it when she purchased it. i think i said she was fat.

note: fellas, a good thing to do is to not insult the girls.

five minutes later, after dealing with the silent treatment, i asked if i could have some of her delicious milkshake ( Read more... )

fellas, there is no need to fret any longer. for you see, I have regained my powers.


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it's done. it's over. it happened. i lost my super powers. i quit. forget it.

CONGRATULATIONS TO MY LOVERLY ON GETTING HER DRIVER'S LISCENCE...FINALLY. I LOVE YOU! HUZZAH! EVERYONE SHOULD CHEER! THREE CHEERS FOR LACEY!THREE CHEERS FOR LACEY! THREE CHEERS FOR LACEY! THREE CHEERS FOR LACEY! THREE CHEERS FOR LACEY! carlos, the pressure is on buddy.


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i saw some guy advertising himself on zaragosa. his name is eddie something and he is running for some position that he will undoubtedly brag about if he wins. he was standing on a flatbed trailer that was hooked up to his silver truck. there was a big sign on the trailer as well. it read "vote eddie" something or other. he was waving to the people ( Read more... )