memories

[cornered_beef]

I was looking through a photo album of last year and I found this:

Comments

[grrgoyle]

Oh my Dark Lord. I feel so terrible that I have taken Weasley #7 away from you! Now she left you with a big gaping hole in your heart. I had not meant to. These things just happen. We were just best friends and suddenly, she develops this obsessive and slightly stalkerish crush on me!

Damn! I am such a homewrecker.

[boogiedownvince]

OH NO! THE APOCALYPSE IS NEARING!

I must surrender to my grim fa-HEY! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU FUCKING PERV!

[waitingfortom]

First, what the hell is Goyle still going on about.

Second, what the hell was I doing with my hair that day.

Third, what the hell was I doing dating YOU.

[deanosovirtuoso]

Wasn't I dating you sometime last year?

[alwayspms]

And I was dating Michael. Nobody loves me. I'm going to go and eat worms.

[deanosovirtuoso]

Oh yes I remember how it was now. I dated Gin after Michael started to get whiney. You mean to say that he was dating you while still entranced with another? How uncool! Worms are good for the soil, so you should not eat them. Besides, Cedric loves you, and I love you.

[acridturpintine]

That picture is lovely, Michael.

We have things to discuss. Come by my house sometime and we shall talk over sandwiches and beer.

[alwayspms]

Memories are nice.

[boogiedownvince]

Love. So fickle.

Like the love of a Mrs. Crabbe. One moment you're with her, surrounded by warmth and cake, and the next

YOU ARE STRANDED ON THE STREET NAKED, WITH A MOTHERFUCKING RAT!

I hope you find HAPPINESS SOON!

In the meantime, I will assume fetal position next to this icy metal pole and attempt to die.