I just spent the last few weeks during the White Haired Evil's absence with jugs of pumpkin juice, a pack of WWVD? bracelets, my Buddy Death Eater Pamphlet and my belongings in my trunk excitedly waiting for the long prophesied, The Rupture, to arrive!

DURING THE RUPTURE, OUR SAVIOR THAT WILL LEAD US TO THE PATH OF DARK, LORD VOLDEMORT, WILL ( Read more... )

Oh. My. Voldemort.

Why has no one told me that Weasley #7 was hiding all THAT under all her hair?! I can't believe that I had rejected her! I am so embarrassed. May Voldemort have mercy on my soul for saying this, but I do not think that even the Dark Lord has anything on her. With her chiseled features and her eyes that profess love to me with ( Read more... )

While Seamus and I were sneaking around Hogwarts with our hands over our eyes again, we discovered when we took a peek that we were not in the Great Hall as we expected. No! We found ourselves within the SECRET PASSAGE OF HO ROR!

It said so on the sign!

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Because I ate some spoiled food, I was in the loo today sobbing. I thought about Dumbledore. I thought about spoiled food ( Read more... )

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I, Gregory Goyle, am on my twentieth mug of butterbeer ( Read more... )

Do NOT be ALARMED.I have been led to believe that there may be a witch or two within our midst. The spawns of Satan have risen from the fiery underbelly of Hell and have infiltrated the good and pristine confines of Evil Hogwart’s School of W- and W…-well, I forget. But rest assured the witches here are up to no good. They are here to drives us ( Read more... )

Name: Gregory Goyle
House: Slytherin
The name of who you turned into: Padma Patil
The house of who you turned into: Ravenclaw.

How has this changed your perceptions of girls?
What they lack in a Key, they make up for in two knockers. My respect for my fellow sisters, has risen greatly.

Hear, hear sisters! Praise the (Dark) Lord!!

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