THE RUPTURE?!

[grrgoyle]

I just spent the last few weeks during the White Haired Evil's absence with jugs of pumpkin juice, a pack of WWVD? bracelets, my Buddy Death Eater Pamphlet and my belongings in my trunk excitedly waiting for the long prophesied, The Rupture, to arrive!

DURING THE RUPTURE, OUR SAVIOR THAT WILL LEAD US TO THE PATH OF DARK, LORD VOLDEMORT, WILL

Comments

[lookscomefirst]

The muggle born students are sponges? are you sure that this information is correct Gregory?

[grrgoyle]

Shh! Parvati! No!! You must never question the words of The Buddy Death Eater Pamphlet aloud!

These things has ways of getting around, you know. If The Dark Lord hears you, he may be tempted to use your body for evil, evil means!

[lookscomefirst]

Just out of curiosity who exactly wrote the Buddy Death Eater thingy and where did they get their information? not that Im questioning you darling Gregory but shouldn't you perhaps try and see if Muggle borns are sponges for yourself?

[grrgoyle]

The Buddy Death Eater Pamphlet is collaborative work and compilation by bestest and most brilliantest minds associated with the Dark Lord and Death Eaters Incorporated!

You may have even noticed my touch in the little breast development and CAPSLOCK bit. They asked for my help because I have inside knowledge, you see.

[dracoisyourking]

You are your usual weird self, Gregory, but I support your cause nevertheless. Keep up the good work.

Perhaps we ought to make a Death Eater quiz of our own?

[grrgoyle]

We SHOULD! I will bring out some coloured paper and glue.

Unless you know a sticking charm?

[dracoisyourking]

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I meant, on this internet thing, Goyle.

[potter_mouth]

1) YOU MISSED #3.
3) YEAH. ECHO LOCATION. THAT'S WHY I'M ANGRY ALL THE TIME. IT'S A DEFENCE MECHANISM.