MUMMSIE MUMMSIE!

Oh so when that little Mud Toad Creevey starts biting people everyone barely blinks but when I eat chocolate-coated chicken suddenly everyone is so judgemental!
This persecution against Slytherins really needs to come to an end.

There is an ad on this interweb contraption that states I can lose fifteen pounds in three minutes from eating Chinese food!
Mummy I demand money and a broomstick so I can go back to China, soon I will taut and rippled and my fat man pants will fit again.

Malva Pudding ( Read more... )

What the hell are you all doing hiding in the dark lords secret hide out? I'm surprised the house didn't set you blood traitors and mudbloods on fire the moment you walked in!

I have been having an enormous difficulty articulating my feelings about the handing out of The Geoffreys a few weeks back in Salem, USA.

It's just so typical of the wretched Academy to choose Collision (a gross pro-Muggle propaganda film) as the Wizarding Picture of the Year over Callouspalm Hill, a tragic love story of two dragon tamers. This ( Read more... )

New hair. And not because people critisised it but simply because I wanted to.

But just for your information, I hope you all vanish mysteriously and never turn up again.

Well, I've finally completed my exhausting but rewarding mission of counting every beautiful hair on my head. I won't give you the final count to keep you on the edge of your seat (or simply out of spite). I also gave each of my hairs a French name. Why? Because I could.

Don't make me regret my decision to return. Hmm. Very well. Praise may

EVIL AVERT THINE EYES! For herein lies the majestic words of Hogwarts Grassroots Save the Muggles Organization!

BEGONE FOUL BEASTS!

For the rest of you, please let me enlighten you on some grievous errors perpetuated by student and Staff alike.  Know here that the truth lies shrouded under the cover of dark and wicked lies! And it is I! Draco ( Read more... )

In light of recent events, I feel the need for a bathe.

The prefects bathroom is now off-limits for the next four hours.

The mermaid's portrait has been moved to the second level cloak room as to lesson the sullying affects of yet more talk of knockers.