ATTN: Hogwarts Prefects.

[dracoisyourking]

In light of recent events, I feel the need for a bathe.

The prefects bathroom is now off-limits for the next four hours.

The mermaid's portrait has been moved to the second level cloak room as to lesson the sullying affects of yet more talk of knockers.

Comments

[iloatheyouall]

What is it you have against knockers, Draco Malfoy?

[dracoisyourking]

You know ... that really is a good question. Technically, there really isn't anything wrong with knockers, per say. However, they do provoke a certain ... malaise in me when I am exposed to them.

Perhaps I am allergic.

[iloatheyouall]

That is a very politically correct way of phrasing it.

Does this mean no more hugs?

[dracoisyourking]

Only if you try to hug me in the all together.