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[dracoisyourking]

Oh so when that little Mud Toad Creevey starts biting people everyone barely blinks but when I eat chocolate-coated chicken suddenly everyone is so judgemental!
This persecution against Slytherins really needs to come to an end.

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[no_opinion]

I don't think screaming in terror counts as "barely blinking."

He could have removed a chunk of my scalp, and then the hair would never grow back properly. Not to mention if he'd reached my brains.

[dracoisyourking]

Well obviously since the sudden death of Vincent he has turned his affection towards girls.
I knew the little shit was only pseudo gay.

[no_opinion]

I don't think that's the case, Draco. He also launched himself at Harry, and he is looking rather off-colour. I'm not certain but...

Let me just say, I think something went wrong.

[dracoisyourking]

Honestly who cares if that abomination is off colour? his most likely gotten stuck in the makeup and over done his eyeshadow.
Wait he went for Potter?

[harvestnarcissi]

Nothing a Mudblood does surprises me. You disobeying your mother yet again, however, does. What did you sneak a bite of this time?

[dracoisyourking]

Oh it was something very healthy like a carrot or well sprouts or some sort of shit.

[harvestnarcissi]

Do not use that language with me.

You are grounded, immediately. You will go into your room and you will use the Evil Aerobic Exercise routine. You will do twenty repetitions of sets one through three, and fifty of set four.

[dracoisyourking]

Not the evil aerobic exercise routine!
Cant I do the evil fit to strip routine instead?