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[dracoisyourking]

Well, I've finally completed my exhausting but rewarding mission of counting every beautiful hair on my head. I won't give you the final count to keep you on the edge of your seat (or simply out of spite). I also gave each of my hairs a French name. Why? Because I could.

Don't make me regret my decision to return. Hmm. Very well. Praise may

Comments

[no_opinion]

That isn't a task I could dedicate myself to, though it does sound very worthwhile. But Draco, how did you get an accurate count when we are always shedding dead hairs? Unless you accounted for those?

[dracoisyourking]

Two words: Au revoir.

[no_opinion]

That's quite understandable.

How did you keep track of the number? Were you actually counting out loud or recording it?

[dracoisyourking]

That is for me to know and you to try desperately to find out.

[cornered_beef]

You should have dyed your hair red while you were at it, Malfoy! It would have been a tremendous improvement!

[hufflepuff4life]

It's a shame you've given up science, Corner. You could just find him with your machine and make his hair red yourself.

He'd be very pretty as a red-haired girl, don't you think?

[cornered_beef]

I still have that machine, but I don't particularly fancy boys.

[hufflepuff4life]

He's a fairly girly one, though.

[shouldteachdada]

How good of you to once again grace us with your presence. I'm glad you missed so many classes for such a worthy cause.

[dracoisyourking]

What can I say, Professor Snape. One must participate in the school of life, no?

[nothisbitch]

Draco.

[herbology_dork]

don't you have any more hairs you could go count?

[waitingfortom]

If he had any body hair, he could count that.

[hufflepuff4life]

Oh, ew.

[prefectlyernie]

.. how would you know that, Weasley?