Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...

[grrgoyle]

I, Gregory Goyle, am on my twentieth mug of butterbeer

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[paparazzi_colin]

Goyle shouldn't you have more then one dog??

[grrgoyle]

Mr. Merkin belongs to Crabbe, silly!

[paparazzi_colin]

Yes but what about your other two puppies???

[grrgoyle]

What about them?

[deranged_gofer]

This is just you turning to alcohol because of school pressures, Gregory. The exams have been hard on all of us. Don't doubt yourself so! You're still the charming, handsome, inalienable young man who got me neck-deep into a Club dedicated to the Dark Arts, which my family hates me for but at least I can say, "Hey, Gregory Goyle got me!".

Alcohol does not solve ANYthing! OK, so it does, but it will not stop your pug from getting white hairs.

You've achieved some great things, Gregory. It's not your fault Voldemort hasn't been there for you, supporting your actions and efforts along the way! You should really confront him about that. I wonder if he even knows about his fan club of one.

[grrgoyle]

Confront Voldemort? We are talking about the same Voldemort aren't we, George?

No hair. Snake-like features. An aura of evilness that leaks from ever pore of his body, Voldemort? The Voldemort with the glowy eyes? About six feet tall, light build, enjoys long walks on the beach and filleting muggles on the side-- That Voldemort?

George, that's crazy talk!

[grrgoyle]

And somewhat sexy.

[drunkirishdude]

...you have alcohol??? I'm coming over there!!

[grrgoyle]

Butterbeer is pretty hard stuff, mate. You sure you can handle it? You that body?

[drunkirishdude]

You're questioning if I, Seamus Finnigan, can handle something alcoholic??? What is the meaning of this?!?!?

[grrgoyle]

Well, we wizards are aware of the fact that the Irish are more known for their hoarding of gold, knitting of rainbows and granting of wishes, rather than their ability to hold alcohol.

I mean. For serious mate, who have ever heard of a drunken Irish?

[mouldytailcoat]

...

[grrgoyle]

OH MY VOLDEMORT. THAT IS UNGODLY! UNNATURAL.

Your hair! I don't think you realize it, but I-it's brown!

[mouldytailcoat]

...

[grrgoyle]

What? Do you want me to pet you?

[abbotts_habits]

Where did you hold these Death Eater meetings? Was it somewhere dark and dank and dungeon-esque? Was violence a regular component? I may investigate next term, Goyle. If I have to spend another year in the Hufflepuff common room, I may just go on a killing rampage against all the yellow. And really, we don't seem to ever learn anything *damaging* enough in Defence.

[waitingfortom]

Apparently in comfortable places, with baked goods and lots of companionship. They're hardly as Dark as you'd expect, from what they say.

[grrgoyle]

We're Dark. We're dirty. We're dangerous.

And we're JUNIOR DEATH EATERS!!

Coming to a pensieve near you.

[waitingfortom]

You're here, you're Dark, get over it?

You could be useful, Henchman #2. Find a way to get me back to Hogwarts.