What ( Read more... )

I just cannot believe that Muggle Studies professor!! Not only did she get me boggart wrong, but she's just plain wrong about everything else in that new book of hers! I mean, who is this Hagrid person anyway? I don't think anyone here even know who that is ( Read more... )

Me friends, wizards, witches, leprechauns, little elvish dudes, and other magical folk,

Never take for granted what you truly hold dear, for one day you might wake up and it will all be Evanescoed! And that, me friends, is a fate none of us should experience. This troubled time has made me realise the important things in life and I invite you to ( Read more... )

You know..... that beer at the Guinness Festival didn't taste as..... Guinness-y as I'm used to. And with me being a full-bloodied Irishman, I think I know me beer.

That only leaves one explanation.

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM DID YOU TAMPER WITH ME BEER??

Hello? Is anyone here? Why am I in a bloody hospital bed? Why is everything all white and sanitary? Why is it suddenly summer out?? Wasn't it snowing just last night? And why do my lips feel puffy?? Damn, don't tell me I've been snogging me bottle o' rum again ( Read more... )

I appreciate all the efforts made to do the thing that I can't do. But-

Hell, what am I saying. I don't appreciate it it ONE BIT!!! And I don't like all of you getting involved where you're NOT WANTED!!!

And now, I only have one thing to say.

You drove me to this. Just remember that.

NON DICTIO AB DEANIE!!!!THERE! Now no one can talk ( Read more... )

If I see ONE MORE meme/quiz/load of rubbish thing clogging up me friends page, I will vow to PERSONALLY smack each and every one of you upside the head with me empty bottles until they all break!! And I have a LOT of empty bottles, trust me on that!!!!

These quizzes are pointless and a WASTE OF TIME AND LIFE.

Besides, there's even not a Deanie ( Read more... )

Well I've just finished me year-end inventory

I have four bottles of gin, eight shots of vodka left, fifteen bottles of rum, sixteen bottles of whiskey, twenty-three things of elven wine, and forty-two cases of beer, bringing me liquor supply to a grand total of 108, which should last me for the next couple of weeks or so ( Read more... )

I have barely touched me bottles since I've seen me Deanie last. Just imagine, forty-two rum bottles just sitting there unopened!! It's like murder, I say, except worse. I've searched the castle, the grounds, the lake, the bloody dungeons for what must be at least forty-two times!!! I don't understand where he could've gone ( Read more... )

I haven't seen Deanie in ages, at least for a day!! Has anybody seen him or knows where he is?!? Has he gone home for the holiday early? Did he get locked in a cupboard? Did he get mauled by a giant random polar bear even though none inhabit this region??? ...Nah, that's just silly ( Read more... )