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[drunkirishdude]

I just cannot believe that Muggle Studies professor!! Not only did she get me boggart wrong, but she's just plain wrong about everything else in that new book of hers! I mean, who is this Hagrid person anyway? I don't think anyone here even know who that is

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[stolen_marbles]

I dont feel like a dead person.

[drunkirishdude]

You aren't dead right now are you?? Because I'm pretty sure you have to wait for the rocks to fall first!!!

[stolen_marbles]

Yes but book seven has already happened because Harry graduated last year.
Nothing actually happened really.
Has he even defeated He Who Must Not Be Named? I was a bit busy in Prague.

[waitingfortom]

Of course not! If he had, he'd-- I mean, nobody would ever shut up about it.

What, are people expecting some nice neat defeat-him-in-a-year now that she's writing things like--

I'm sorry, Luna! I'm not mad at YOU! I'm mad at HER!

[cedeadric]

I hope she writes about me heroic death correctly.
The speech I gave before I fell was very moving.

[waitingfortom]

You gave a SPEECH?

[cedeadric]

Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work. But from the moment as a child when we realise that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending fight, I say to you , and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight!

And then I died.

[waitingfortom]

... That's a weirdass speech, Cedric. What's it mean?

[deanosovirtuoso]

I think you are totally right, Mussie! She will take the easy way out and just kill everyone off at the end. Buddha knows she has certainly not bothered to get any of the other details right. My character in her books is so stereotypical "black dude," totally uncool!

[drunkirishdude]

She is so incompetent!! Her stories are absolute rubbish and I'd be very surprised if anyone actually buys this new one! Don't be too depressed over your character, Deanie.... I mean, she hasn't even gotten Harry right and he's the supposed "main character" and all. He talks in normal words instead of LIKE THIS!

But Deanie do you suppose we'll live drunkenly ever after??

[deanosovirtuoso]

Oh don't worry, I am not depressed over it, I just think she's a terrible writer! She certainly hasn't taken any sort of effort to get to know any of us. You would think she would at least attempt to talk to the bloke who is supposed to be the "main character" of her book, but she's never even spoken to him, yes? Just horrid! As I said before, completely uncool!

Happily, certainly!

[drunkirishdude]

YAY.

I mean,

YAY.