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[drunkirishdude]

You know..... that beer at the Guinness Festival didn't taste as..... Guinness-y as I'm used to. And with me being a full-bloodied Irishman, I think I know me beer.

That only leaves one explanation.

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM DID YOU TAMPER WITH ME BEER??

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[herbology_dork]

alright, i confess. when i looked at your tickets for a minute the other night, i switched them to "non-alcoholic only."

now before you fly off the handle and come after me with a broken bottle, let me explain. i had two very good reasons for doing this.

one- both of your livers are in a weakened state right now due to the transplant. you shouldn't be drinking copious amounts of alcohol just yet (not that i condone excessive drinking at any time).

two- i wanted you both to think you were drunk, since drunkenness is partially in your head anyway, so that you would finally both act on your feelings yet still be able to remember things the next day (so you couldn't pretend it never happened)!
if you would just BE A BRAVE GRYFFINDOR i wouldn't have to take such extreme measures! and unless you do, i'm not going to stop meddling until i am satisfied you have both confessed your attraction (because i KNOW it's there on both parts!), to whatever end.

so sorry.

no... actually i'm not sorry at all. i'd do it again if the need arises.

[drunkirishdude]

Oh I see how it is!! It's a vast conspiracy to render me sober!!! Well I will not stand for it, understood??!?!??!?! And I don't know what this attraction is that you speak of so much. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to consume a delightful and refreshing alcoholic Guinness in the privacy of me own home!!! And there's nothing you can do about it..... perhaps I shall even invite Deanie here for a week and we can drink and drink and drunk and you'll be HELPLESS to STOP it!!!

[herbology_dork]

GOOD, pickle your new liver and live in denial of true love, see if i care!

i'm too busy right now with wedding reception plans and family dramas to deal with you anyway. DID YOU EVEN KNOW I AM MARRIED? nobody has said 'congratulations' yet. some friends, you leave school and they all forget about you.

[drunkirishdude]

Fine, I WILL!

Oh, er. Um. Well Nev. Here, have a glass of wine on me. A toast to you and your new, uh, wife!! (er, you did marry a girl, right?)