I don't know what this mad computer virus is that's going around but me computer has it!!! I'm updating from Deanie's computer because mine won't even let me LOG ON!

LOOK!!!


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i think i might've gone a tad overboard on the vodka last night. Damn vodka. i thought you were me friend ( Read more... )

I protest!!

WE never get illicit stripteases!!!

Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs get all the fun!!!!!

Well I'm rather bored ( Read more... )

GINNY WEASLEY, I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO HEX YOU. COME OUT FROM WHEREVER YOU'RE BLOODY HIDING SO THAT I MAY DO SO!!!

Thank you.

I must remember...

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick
I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick
I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick
I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick
I am a ( Read more... )

Wasn't yesterday Harry's birthday?? I'm surprised he didn't make a special point of screaming at people yesterday for forgetting.

Come to think of it... has he still not come back for summer school?? The corridors seem a bit empty without his CONSTANT VIGILANCE SHOUTING. And it's not fair that we have to endure summer school while he doesn't ( Read more... )

Oh Hogwarts, why do you torture me so? I mean, Defence Against Pointy Sticks, I can understand. But Advanced Filing Things in Triplicate?? I draw the line!!!

God, I am so bored.

Isn't there anything going on this weekend?? Anything at ALL?!?

I just got the shock of me life a few moments when an owl dropped a big stone tablet rather rudely right in the middle of me beer!! I except compensation for that, by the way.

But more importantly, the words chisled on the tablet said that me final exams have been deemed disqualified due to "a large number of liquor stains causing the words to be ( Read more... )

For sale: One case hard liquor, used to drown the sorrows of exam time. 80 proof, and flammable. Price negotiable. Inquire during Professor Lupin's 13:00 Defence Against the Dark Arts class. Ask for Seamus. Or, alternately, during Professor McGonagall's 9:00 Transfiguration class, if you simply want a quick and easy death ( Read more... )

I'm here for the video marathon, and I brought a case of beer and me biggest bottle of vodka!!!! Wow, look at the size of that thing ( Read more... )