I can't, Mussie, I'm too busy telling the person on the other end of the phone how to get to Evil Conference Room B for the "Dastardly Duds: Dashing Dress for the Discerning Deatheater" talk....
Yes, Madam, face-concealing masks will be discussed. You have an evil day too, thank you for phoning, do call again with any other questions.
Thank God, I can hang up, I swear I'm not going to answer another one- wait, it's ringing again? What is with these people, how confusing can a conference be? Well I'm just not going to answer, it's not like anyone can make me-- OW!! STOP HITTING ME, PHONE, THIS IS SO UNCOOL!
I KNOW, DEANIE, THE PHONE KEEP HITTING US. WHY ARE THE PHONES HITTING US???!?! WE DID NOT WRONG THE PHONES, WHY ARE THEY SO VENGEFUL??!?!
Oh, hang on a sec Deanie...
Yes sir, there will be another conference, don't worry. When? ...When do you think?? It's called the annual Evil Overlords Conference so the next one will obviously be in a YEAR. DUH. Even I'm not that dense!!!! ...Yes, sorry, didn't mean to snap, it's just all of these phone calls are getting to me, you know. Right, I'm sure the Death Eaters' Sewing Circle will allow me to get out some stress, thanks for recommending I attend. Yes sir, you have a nice and gloomy day to, bye now.
Sorry Deanie I had to answer that, I'm getting a massive headache-
Well gee, Goyle, I hadn't even thought of that!!! I was just planning on letting the phone bop me on the head and ring obnoxiously in me ear until the end of time!!! Thank you SO much for that advice!
Seamus! What the hell! We're in my House but Tom didn't add THIS to the plans for--
OW! MY EAR!
HELLO, WHAT?
No, the Muggles: To Be or Not To Be (Killed Immediately) debate is rescheduled for Thursday, same time! The "Not To Be" defendant had an overlap with a prior commitment, something involving blades and poison.
Excuse me, but I'm not the one scheduling it, so you'll have to take that up with the organisers! THANK YOU.
YOUR HOUSE MUST BE CURSED. GINNY GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!
Evil Overlords Conference Hotline, Seamus Finnigan here. Yes, the "Top Ten Reasons Why Lord Voldemort's Better than That Douchebag Grindelwald" talk is confirmed for 1 o'clock on Wednesday, room 11. ...What? Oh, Mr. Grindelwald, sir. Um, wait, you want to sue for slander?? Um, I'm afraid it is out of me hands to handle something like that. Let me transfer you to our Human Resources department. Yes, you're welcome! You have a pleasant evening as well.
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Yes, Madam, face-concealing masks will be discussed. You have an evil day too, thank you for phoning, do call again with any other questions.
Thank God, I can hang up, I swear I'm not going to answer another one- wait, it's ringing again? What is with these people, how confusing can a conference be? Well I'm just not going to answer, it's not like anyone can make me-- OW!! STOP HITTING ME, PHONE, THIS IS SO UNCOOL!
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Oh, hang on a sec Deanie...
Yes sir, there will be another conference, don't worry. When? ...When do you think?? It's called the annual Evil Overlords Conference so the next one will obviously be in a YEAR. DUH. Even I'm not that dense!!!! ...Yes, sorry, didn't mean to snap, it's just all of these phone calls are getting to me, you know. Right, I'm sure the Death Eaters' Sewing Circle will allow me to get out some stress, thanks for recommending I attend. Yes sir, you have a nice and gloomy day to, bye now.
Sorry Deanie I had to answer that, I'm getting a massive headache-
IT'S RINGING AGAIN, WHHHHHHHY!!!
DEANIE MAKE IT STOP.
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PAIN IS ONLY A NUMBER!!
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NOW TRY AGAIN.
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Pick up the phone, Seamus.
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Because I was on my way there, and I found myself here, and now I have a phone hugged to my face.
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OW! MY EAR!
HELLO, WHAT?
No, the Muggles: To Be or Not To Be (Killed Immediately) debate is rescheduled for Thursday, same time! The "Not To Be" defendant had an overlap with a prior commitment, something involving blades and poison.
Excuse me, but I'm not the one scheduling it, so you'll have to take that up with the organisers! THANK YOU.
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Evil Overlords Conference Hotline, Seamus Finnigan here. Yes, the "Top Ten Reasons Why Lord Voldemort's Better than That Douchebag Grindelwald" talk is confirmed for 1 o'clock on Wednesday, room 11. ...What? Oh, Mr. Grindelwald, sir. Um, wait, you want to sue for slander?? Um, I'm afraid it is out of me hands to handle something like that. Let me transfer you to our Human Resources department. Yes, you're welcome! You have a pleasant evening as well.
GINNY HELP ME.
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