After much heated negotiating, my brother and I have managed to reach a decision on the matter of wallpaper. I am so pleased that we arrived at that conclusion without doing anything utterly rude or immature to each other.

The pattern we've chosen appeals to both of us, and should not cause any further disagreement or arguing.

Polka dots. More ( Read more... )

My misguided brother,

I have compiled a list of points. I hope you will peruse them very carefully.

Point the first: Flowers make for a low-stress environment, both for employees and customers. They are thought to be therapeutic and soothing.
Point the second: Flowers appeal to both genders. After all, roses have thorns, and Muggle men in Hawaii ( Read more... )

Stripes is quite obviously the only acceptable wallpaper pattern any wizard anywhere should ever consider.

Stripes.

Fred, I just e-mailed our book-keeper at Gringotts and it turns out that we're, well, mighty rich.

What do you want to do with all this gold? I was thinking a round-trip to Germany and a swimming pool.

I still can't believe they think I wrote George's name at the top of my exam. Why would I do such a thing? It would serve no purpose to me, as my answers were likely, on the whole, more correct than George's, anyway. You would think they'd be able to tell the difference between us ( Read more... )

Hello, Miss Zabini ( Read more... )

Dear Luna,

Your father is strange.

Love,

George

Here is our submission to the Quibbler story contest. Co-written by myself and my brother George. The good parts are, of course, by me.

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Although I consider it quite appropriate that we haven't had Junior Death Eater's Club while this Death Eaters game has been going on, I do sort of miss it. I miss the Twisted Twister and the seedless pumpkin juice. I miss all word guessing games ("Two words, first word... A-something.. Abe? Ave? Avada!! AVADA KEDAVRA! ...Whoops.") and The Cinnamon ( Read more... )

Excellent. Have just finished my essay for Advanced Killing of Fuzzy Things. The topic was particularly trying: How best to go about bludgeoning a baby deer, or, for variety, a rabbit. I think I must have gotten carried away. (There are just so many possibilities!) Luckily George helped to point me in the right direction. His concluding paragraph ( Read more... )