Well, you don't know all that much about me now, do you? So nearly anything should surprise you. On second thought, nothing about me should surprise you, given the facts.
...come again? I'd like to know all the details of this "custody" sharing we happen to have. Details, Weasley.
I am not "interested", per se, but something tells me I should be suspicious. Highly suspicous.
Merlin with you Slytherins. Always so suspicious. Maybe that's why you never go to the beach, you think all the things behind all those little rocks is going to attack you.
This smoke, does it not affect you at all?
Well, anyway, the fact of the matter is that you gave me a kitten. Only you thought I was you and you enamored with me, I mean, yourself, so that's why you gave me, that is, you the kitten. But I really liked the kitten and gave her a name, Lilac (full name with titles is in the custody papers). And then we agreed on joint custody. The full agreement is there in the papers. The arrangements, too. Weekends and holidays and whatnot.
So, those are the details. And now I'm asking you if the contract still stands. I'm not asking you if you're interested in anything else. You have your own dead bloke. Unless you want a live one ...no, that'd just be sick. I have to think of Lilac.
Now, I will try to approach this matter with composure, but I'll have you know that I am not pleased. At all!
Those bottles contained a very important formula that takes months upon months to make! It was going to be a breakthrough for the business! And now you've gone and ruined it by dragging some Slytherin into our laboratory. No. My laboratory.
If you cannot handle the responsibility of running a business like a mature adult, then you are fired!
This puts me in a very stressful position, George. I have deadlines to make! If this is some kind of backhanded attempt to sabotage my company...
What if she had stolen something? What if she had published the ingredients to the new variety of Canary Creams? She could have ruined me! Don't you understand this? She is a Slytherin, George. Don't forget that.
I'm not going to tell you that! Needless to say it was important! If you can't handle keeping the things in our laboratory from breaking into shards of worthless glass, then how can I expect you to safeguard the secrets of our new products?
Slytherins are fine, Fred. You just need to get to know them better. And I don't think she cares enough to steal anything. We're storing prank equipment, not gold!
Are you sure you don't want to tell me? It wobbled very oddly. It reminded me of something German... No, no sausages were that big. Hmm..
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No, I don't like baby cats. I rather snakes.
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I, uhm, I'm just going to be frank with you. You and I share a custody of a cuddly little furball.
Kitten. I mean, kitten.
This smoke is making me dizzy. So let's make this quick. Are you interested?
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...come again? I'd like to know all the details of this "custody" sharing we happen to have. Details, Weasley.
I am not "interested", per se, but something tells me I should be suspicious. Highly suspicous.
So tell me, Weasley.
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This smoke, does it not affect you at all?
Well, anyway, the fact of the matter is that you gave me a kitten. Only you thought I was you and you enamored with me, I mean, yourself, so that's why you gave me, that is, you the kitten. But I really liked the kitten and gave her a name, Lilac (full name with titles is in the custody papers). And then we agreed on joint custody. The full agreement is there in the papers. The arrangements, too. Weekends and holidays and whatnot.
So, those are the details. And now I'm asking you if the contract still stands. I'm not asking you if you're interested in anything else. You have your own dead bloke. Unless you want a live one ...no, that'd just be sick. I have to think of Lilac.
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George Weasley, you are officially dead!
Now, I will try to approach this matter with composure, but I'll have you know that I am not pleased. At all!
Those bottles contained a very important formula that takes months upon months to make! It was going to be a breakthrough for the business! And now you've gone and ruined it by dragging some Slytherin into our laboratory. No. My laboratory.
If you cannot handle the responsibility of running a business like a mature adult, then you are fired!
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Of course I'll take the responsibility. I brought her there but only to negotiate and I told her not to break anything, you can see that for yourself!
And what on Earth was that wobbly thing, anyway?
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What if she had stolen something? What if she had published the ingredients to the new variety of Canary Creams? She could have ruined me! Don't you understand this? She is a Slytherin, George. Don't forget that.
I'm not going to tell you that! Needless to say it was important! If you can't handle keeping the things in our laboratory from breaking into shards of worthless glass, then how can I expect you to safeguard the secrets of our new products?
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Are you sure you don't want to tell me? It wobbled very oddly. It reminded me of something German... No, no sausages were that big. Hmm..
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