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[deranged_gofer]

Here is our submission to the Quibbler story contest. Co-written by myself and my brother George. The good parts are, of course, by me.

Comments

[deranged_gofer]

I do wish we had given the hippo a larger role.

[hufflepuff4life]

Right, perhaps there should be a summary of some sort?

[waitingfortom]

Fred: I am too cultured for this story, but not cultured enough to avoid ambiguous remarks.

George: I am too German-loving not to include it, but not German enough to be hardcore.

Brothers: Cute animals have really homoerotic friendships. The End.

[potter_mouth]

THANKS. I FOUND THAT FAR MORE FASCINATING THAN THE ACTUAL STORY.

[waitingfortom]

You're welcome. Where's your story, Harry? They've dared. Now you dare back.

[paparazzi_colin]

So George, the animals are gay right??