Blimey!

[deranged_gofer]

Fred, I just e-mailed our book-keeper at Gringotts and it turns out that we're, well, mighty rich.

What do you want to do with all this gold? I was thinking a round-trip to Germany and a swimming pool.

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[deranged_gofer]

George, don't you think that, perhaps, we could try somewhere other than Germany? France, perhaps. After all, we aren't just rich. We're very handsome too, you know, or at least I am.

We'd be such a hit with the French, don't you think?

[deranged_gofer]

The only thing I don't like about France is ..or rather, are the French. Do you know the lingo? Germans are much more open as people. Certainly not as attractive as we are as far as looks go but well, not everyone is a winner in this game we call life.

Why do we need to be a hit in France? Japan on the other hand...

Anyways, I'm thinking we should focus on the business that has given us so much fame and money. And give some to the good folks at home from whom we've received such excellent genes.

Unless dad's wanting to record a rap album. In Muggle Studies class I learned you can get shot if you do that so we should definitely not sponsor that.

Do we really need a holiday?

[deranged_gofer]

Well, it would be ideal if we could be a hit with everyone. But, specifically, France is a central hub for all that is stylish and vogue. Though, you're right, I suppose we don't need any help with our style. Perhaps the travelling could be for... research? After all, we don't want to appear cocky about our success.

And George, I like the way you're thinking. You've really started to come around and, really, if we're together in this business, we could be just unstoppable.

I can actually say I'm no longer ashamed to call you my brother.

[deranged_gofer]

Thank you, brother. Now, if I could convince you out of those damned suits...

[waitingfortom]

I've been looking over the female products in your catalogues, and I must say, I'm impressed with the Cheating Boyfriend Vengeance Package. But a lot of times, I find myself thinking that you haven't find the right balance of quantities for some of the items, or the design is slightly off, or you've underestimated demand.

So, I have a proposal for both of you.

I would like to join the payroll at the WWW as a consultant for your female line, and perhaps as a developer for that line as well, if you're interested. You're both doing fantastic work on the pranks, but I think a feminine touch is needed for the other side of things.

What do you say?

[deranged_gofer]

Girls are such suspicious creatures. I suppose they'll be wanting something half-illegal and silly, such as love potions and day dream charms.

Also, I personally like to think of our designs as masculine but in a sophisticated manner. Then again, we suppose there ought to be some changes to gain a larger audience.

So you're in. We'll just type up the papers to complete the fusion.

Welcome to the, er, family.

[waitingfortom]

Love potions? That's stupid. Only stalkers and nutters want those. Who wants a boyfriend who's only with you because of a potion

[deranged_gofer]

Stalkers and nutters are a whole target group of their own and very valuable customers! Even if they are a bit insane.

Is it unethical to deliver to St. Mungo's? I don't know, you tell me.

And yes, Fred is fine with it.

Uh, I'll let the more business-minded twin answer your other questions. How did you get so smart?

[paparazzi_colin]

Or you could buy me tickets to the spice world movie premire to make up for the CD you broke!!

[deranged_gofer]

I'm willing to compensate for that, on behalf of my careless brother.

Have a Skiving Snackbox on us.

[deranged_gofer]

Well, if you hadn't fainted that time we went to the cd signing, you'd probably be a roadie on their tour right now!

Then again, who needs a life in the Muggle entertaiment world when you've got fascinating wizarding education?

Anyway, what is the film about?

SPOILERS, IF YOU DON'T WANT THE MOVIE SPOILED STOP READING NOW!!!!!!!

[paparazzi_colin]

Well it's about the Spice Girls, and they dance around a bit.