Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...

[grrgoyle]

I, Gregory Goyle, am on my twentieth mug of butterbeer

Comments

[terryclothrags]

Really, you went wrong in several places.

First, you're stupid.

Second, you're very stupid.

Third, you're unbearably stupid.

[grrgoyle]

No, I'm not gay. Stop saying that!

[drunkirishdude]

Wait, you're gay?

[grrgoyle]

Yes, Seamus. I'm gay. I'm gay for you!

...

Of course I'm not gay! I'm just as straight as you are!

[herbology_dork]

My Voldemort, I am not that pathetic am I? What happened to you Goyle?

err....

nevermind