Today I breathed air. I like oxygen. You know what else I like? Beer. Beer and assignments that are relevant to the NEWTs we're revising for. While the Massachussets Institute of Thaumaturgy doesn't care about NEWTs, I'm fairly certain that St. Cedd's (It's part of Cambridge, for those muggle-borns not in the loop and any professors looking ( Read more... )

Right, Mikey, I think I've figured out your problem. You really need to brush your teeth more often.

I generally have no problem telling people who I think are total pricks that they're total pricks, but I know some of you do. So, I've friended witchwizard (password the last word on the wrapper of the Welcoming Package of Slightly Stale Crisps we received after getting back to Hogwarts. If you don't know it, ask someone who does.) and turned IP ( Read more... )

Well, that's a load of shite. Nothing on any of the exams said that I couldn't write them in Fliggick, the Creole spoken by Vanuatu fisherwizards formed from Bislama and SoPac Mermish. What's a gifted young wizard supposed to do to keep school interesting if he can't write his exams in obscure, Melanesian languages ( Read more... )

So apparently my best mate is off getting his heart broken again and being lieutenant to a zombie, so that's fun.

Can someone explain to me why, right after I finish my finals -- and I must say, I wrote a brilliant Law and Ethics final, I think my argument that the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Wizardry treaty language should not be construed ( Read more... )

First, a quick ANNOUNCEMENT ( Read more... )

Name: Terry Boot
House: Ravenclaw
The name of who you turned into: Harry Potter
The house of who you turned into: Gryffindor

Instructions: Please fill out and email a copy of the completed form to Professor Says, Professor Dumbledore and your Head Of House by next weekend. You are encouraged to share any answers you deem appropriate with your ( Read more... )

MICHAEL! IT LOOKS LIKE THE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM HAS DECIDED TO CORRECT ITSELF BY TRANSPORTING OUR PERSONALITIES INTO OTHER PEOPLES' BODIES, YOU DAFT BUGGER! GET OVER HERE AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX THIS!

Don't say I didn't warn you, Justin.

It was a lot more fun that I would have thought. Professors Snape and Lupin, I know I should have asked you before-hand, but how do you feel about this as being an extra-credit research essay?

The Gay, known by the magical name homosexualis instantaneous, is a semi-rare contagious magical malady, once extremely rare and well contained, it has ( Read more... )