Comments | terryclothrags: I did some research on The Gay last night

terryclothrags

I did some research on The Gay last night

Jan 05, 2005 02:59

It was a lot more fun that I would have thought. Professors Snape and Lupin, I know I should have asked you before-hand, but how do you feel about this as being an extra-credit research essay?

The Gay, known by the magical name homosexualis instantaneous, is a semi-rare contagious magical malady, once extremely rare and well contained, it has ( Read more... )

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deanosovirtuoso January 5 2005, 12:00:33 UTC

Oh my god, like, do you think it got me? So not cool!

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drunkirishdude January 5 2005, 13:01:56 UTC

Deanie you didn't sit in car 7 did you??!?

What's with the roses?!?

deanosovirtuoso January 5 2005, 14:35:20 UTC

The bathroom in Car 6 was busy Mussy! I had no choice!

Aren't they darling? I think I'll get some more and furnish our dormitory with them. Our dormitory needs some rearranging; it's so drab.

herbology_dork January 5 2005, 15:09:11 UTC

oh great, so now our own dormroom is infected with the Gay?

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herbology_dork January 5 2005, 12:48:44 UTC

so how do we know who is infected then? is there a list?
maybe we should put signs on the toilets marking them "Gay-infected" and "not for Gay use" so that it doesn't spread further? or do you know of a good sterilization spell for those of us who haven't caught it to use to keep from catching it? you know, to keep it from becoming an epidemic?

sorry Terry. i hope you get well soon. thanks for this information, by the way.

terryclothrags January 5 2005, 13:42:24 UTC

As long as I never have to wait to use a segregated toilet, I don't mind. But I'm not going to wait around to use a Gay toilet.

I didn't pay much attention to that, given that it wasn't really my concern, but I did see something that said applying a simple scouring charm, such as scourgify, to the seat twice reduces the risk of infection to something less than 1%. Toilet paper can also be used to eliminate the risk of contact with the toilet seat.

You're welcome.

shouldteachdada January 5 2005, 15:02:39 UTC

Nicely done, Mr. Boot.

terryclothrags January 5 2005, 23:07:27 UTC

Thank you Professor. Have you and Professor Lupin come up with an answer to my question?

shouldteachdada January 6 2005, 00:20:15 UTC

No. As The Gay does not qualify as Defence Against the Dark Arts study material, I am quite certain Professor Lupin will not give you extra credit.

As for Sex Ed class, no. You said yourself that you found the research to be enjoyable. Knowledge is its own reward.

iloatheyouall January 5 2005, 15:52:23 UTC

Sounds like fun.

dracoisyourking January 5 2005, 19:22:43 UTC

So. How might I help with this research, hmm? I'm sure there will be some theories you'll need experimenting with.

slytherinthingy January 6 2005, 12:24:11 UTC

I do love good research. If you are free later, I was planning to return the collar to the Hufflepuff. He has chained himself to his coffin. I think he's begun eating brains, the poor bloke. And strangely, I find myself concerned. Would you care to accompany me, in case he tries to eat me?