Comments | terryclothrags: Anonymosity

terryclothrags

Anonymosity

Jul 13, 2005 10:52

I generally have no problem telling people who I think are total pricks that they're total pricks, but I know some of you do. So, I've friended witchwizard (password the last word on the wrapper of the Welcoming Package of Slightly Stale Crisps we received after getting back to Hogwarts. If you don't know it, ask someone who does.) and turned IP ( Read more... )

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witchwizard July 13 2005, 09:16:45 UTC

The thought of Professor McGonagall as Headmistress of a school full of children scares me.

witchwizard July 13 2005, 09:26:09 UTC

At least she never lied about her age.

terryclothrags July 13 2005, 09:33:52 UTC

She has. The Yule Ball, this year. A sin of omission is still a sin.

witchwizard July 13 2005, 09:35:09 UTC

Well, now you just sound bitter.

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witchwizard July 13 2005, 09:52:32 UTC

Dear Potter:

Sorry about your mum.

If I'd known it would make you so bitter and filled with capitalised rage, I'd have gone 'round the Longbottoms instead.

Sincerely,

Me-Who-Cannot-Be-Named.

witchwizard July 13 2005, 09:56:35 UTC

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

WOW.

THANKS!

I think I might stop using caps lock now!

Yours,

Potter.

witchwizard July 13 2005, 09:58:14 UTC

Oh, bless your souls.

Eternally,

Everyone.

reallyquiteevil July 13 2005, 11:45:52 UTC

Whee, I'm invisible!

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witchwizard July 13 2005, 09:56:08 UTC

Anthony Goldstein: The reason you lost your book on Grindelwald last year is that I stole it because you were being really fucking annoying about it. Then I pawned it at the next Hogsmeade visit.

witchwizard July 13 2005, 09:59:46 UTC

It's not anonymous if it's obviously you, Boot.

witchwizard July 13 2005, 10:03:27 UTC

Well, it could be, um... well, fuck.

witchwizard July 13 2005, 19:25:23 UTC

I was not being annoying, I was being informative!

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witchwizard July 13 2005, 10:02:20 UTC

You-Know-Who really doesn't frighten any more. In fact, I don't know why everyone's so scared of him. If he's going to be a Dark Lord, he really should do some more destructive or murderive things, otherwise he's really just a Lord and not a Dark one. But this summer school thing does suck giant's balls.

witchwizard July 13 2005, 10:05:02 UTC

Periwinkle Lord You-Know-Who!

witchwizard July 13 2005, 10:10:54 UTC

It's not anonymous if it's obviously you, Boot.

Also, that's a seriously disturbing analogy.

witchwizard July 13 2005, 10:12:50 UTC

You just confused me with Boot?! FUCK YOU. That was NOT BOOT!

YOU BETTER BE DISTURBED!

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witchwizard July 13 2005, 10:13:41 UTC

I don't know why, but twins sort of freak me out. And we have two sets of them here! And they sometimes talk to me!

witchwizard July 13 2005, 10:17:45 UTC

Yeah, that George Weasley is a right prat. No concern whatsoever for proper business management.

witchwizard July 13 2005, 10:21:57 UTC

Fred, he's never been right since the... you know what. You just have to accept him.

He's not RON.

witchwizard July 13 2005, 10:27:05 UTC

I've tried, but he's single-handedly responsible for the destruction of my new product line! He will be the cause of the downfall of my business! There is no way I can accept that.

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