To be evil or not to be evil: that is the question ( Read more... )

70 kg (v. good); Muggles killed: 0 (v. poor); Muggles tortured: 0 (v. v. bad); Muggles maimed, broken, bashed into large rocks, hit on the head, poked with sticks, flipped over to reveal shorts, spun in circles very fast, turned into budgies: 0 (v. v. v. failure); number of hairs on head: 85 (sigh ( Read more... )

Are there things much worse than death now, old man?

Without doubt, the greatest pleasure achieved while serving as your highest, largest, and mostest fearsome Evil Overlord is the negative effect I am able to affect with my incredibly influential influence. Yet, I have felt of late that my strict attention to the destruction of such pillars of Goodness as Stupiddore and Harry Prathead has led me to ( Read more... )

Ah, how the time flies. A long dreary summer of ruthless (but successful!) attacks to the Wizarding World has passed and I am faced with yet another ten months to devise a new and extremely evil and dangerous super plot to end Harry Potter's life in a most delightfully painful and revolting manner ( Read more... )

Once upon an evening sallow, I made approach to Godric's Hollow ( Read more... )

The work of an Evil Overlord is never done, I'm afraid. All I ask for is a long and peaceful life filled with unquestionable dictatorial domination, obedient minions, tortured inferiors, executed resistors, quelled rebellions, and a chain of Evil Hypermarkets. Much to my displeasure, however, I find myself locked in an epic battle for the control ( Read more... )

Evil Plan #401 ( Read more... )