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[reallyquiteevil]

The work of an Evil Overlord is never done, I'm afraid. All I ask for is a long and peaceful life filled with unquestionable dictatorial domination, obedient minions, tortured inferiors, executed resistors, quelled rebellions, and a chain of Evil Hypermarkets. Much to my displeasure, however, I find myself locked in an epic battle for the control

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[potter_mouth]

OH GREAT, NOW I HAVE TO SAVE THE DAY AGAIN.

THIS IS REALLY TAXING ON MY BEAUTY SLEEP YOU KNOW.

[reallyquiteevil]

Shame, really. And here I thought your face was meant to look like that.

[potter_mouth]

LOOK EVERYBODY, VOLDEMORT HAS COOTIES.

[nothisbitch]

You are acting rather childish. The Dark Lord doesn't deserve this.

[deanosovirtuoso]

We will remain strong by fighting you peacefully! Do not think, even for a moment, that your acts of darkness are weakening our souls. The fox may be crafty, but the mice are...cool. Foxes aren't.

[reallyquiteevil]

Why are foxes not cool?

[deanosovirtuoso]

They're uncool because I was bitten by one on the foot when I was six years old.

[albuspresley]

This is too far, Tom. I am not certain that this counts as an evil plan as much as unrepentant torture. International society has not fallen apart at the seams, as terrible as the lives of muggles may be right now, nor is it likely to. I cannot fathom what you may hope to achieve for yourself with the plague but misery.

[reallyquiteevil]

Ah, foolish Albus. Your habit of assuming that all others think the way you do is bothersome. What you cannot fathom is your concern, not mine.

[cornered_beef]

YOU are Tom!!

WHY DOES GINNY LIKE YOU?

[reallyquiteevil]

She thinks my earlobes are sexy.

[cornered_beef]

Do you even HAVE earlobes???

UNCOOL. My good earlobes are better than your evil ones!