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[reallyquiteevil]

70 kg (v. good); Muggles killed: 0 (v. poor); Muggles tortured: 0 (v. v. bad); Muggles maimed, broken, bashed into large rocks, hit on the head, poked with sticks, flipped over to reveal shorts, spun in circles very fast, turned into budgies: 0 (v. v. v. failure); number of hairs on head: 85 (sigh

Comments

[waitingfortom]

Um... I think maybe he'd have to be here for you to surprise him here. And he'd have to not be able to read.

I'm a bit worried that you're... acting like Dean... Er, you don't know him. He's a student here. And he's into that yoga and sheep stuff.

But I'm glad you're feeling better.

[reallyquiteevil]

What! Harry Potter is not at Hogwarts School of Bloody Bleeding Bastards?

Adopt, adapt improvise.

Do you know where he is?

[waitingfortom]

It sounds a little crazy but, um, I think he might be in this book.

Really.

[waitingfortom]

... Hey! I'm not a Bloody Bleeding Bastard!

[drunkirishdude]

Mr. You-Know-Who sir?? Aren't you a little.... old? To be having a mid-life crisis, I mean.

I'm just asking!!

[reallyquiteevil]

Me? Old? How dare you!

Do you think I'm old? I don't think I look old. Look at my hair, the hair of a young evil overlord in the prime of his youth. I am as strong and vivacious as I ever was!

[drunkirishdude]

But aren't there only 85 hairs on your head?? You said it yourself!!

I'm so confused!!!

[reallyquiteevil]

Shhh. Those are the natural ones, get my drift?