Seamus and the Siren!

[grrgoyle]

While Seamus and I were sneaking around Hogwarts with our hands over our eyes again, we discovered when we took a peek that we were not in the Great Hall as we expected. No! We found ourselves within the SECRET PASSAGE OF HO ROR!

It said so on the sign!

Comments

[drunkirishdude]

...Are the kippers supposed to come out looking like that?? It's certainly the weirdest batch I've ever seen!

[grrgoyle]

These are exotic Kippers, Seamus! The kind that the Mongolians guard religiously in the east behind the Great Wall! Many ninjas probably died for these kippers!

Anyways, I rather like it. I christen thee, oh great exotic batch of kippers, the DREAMSNATCHER!

[drunkirishdude]

Well it doesn't taste very good. Except for those blue beads on it. Those are delicious. But the rest of it is kinda tough to chew.

[grrgoyle]

Did you season it with fairy dust like the instructions told you?

[paparazzi_colin]

Goyle none of that made any sense what so ever but since I'm hiding in your dorm and I don't want you to come back carry on with it!

[herbology_dork]

i am suspicious of this book. Seamus, maybe you shouldn't eat anything baked from it. Goyle, however, feel free.

[grrgoyle]

On the back of the book, there seems to be a glowing testimonial from The Dark Lord! Now how can a bloke be suspicious of a book that The Dark Lord gave four thumbs up for?

Now don't you fret your girlfacestealing head, Neville. I'm sure it's harmless!

[herbology_dork]

perhaps people (such as Seamus and myself) who your Dark Lord would love to kill should be suspicious of such a book.

GIRLFACESTEALING?!?!? not worth my time, not worth my time, not worth my time....

now i am going to go find something to do to distract myself from you, such as violently pruning the dead blooms off the shrieking sweetpeas.