Comments | grrgoyle: Wizards only. Witches not allowed!

grrgoyle

Wizards only. Witches not allowed!

Nov 05, 2005 13:15

Oh. My. Voldemort.

Why has no one told me that Weasley #7 was hiding all THAT under all her hair?! I can't believe that I had rejected her! I am so embarrassed. May Voldemort have mercy on my soul for saying this, but I do not think that even the Dark Lord has anything on her. With her chiseled features and her eyes that profess love to me with ( Read more... )

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waitingfortom November 5 2005, 15:18:45 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!

paparazzi_colin November 5 2005, 15:22:40 UTC

I cant breathe.

waitingfortom November 5 2005, 15:27:14 UTC

I CAN'T NOT THROW UP!

paparazzi_colin November 5 2005, 15:32:08 UTC

NO SERIOUSLY I CANT BREATHE I AM DYING FROM LAUGHING TOO MUCH!!

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lookscomefirst November 5 2005, 15:23:18 UTC

Oh Goyle you're so romantic, maybe one day I'll find a boy who can appreciate my stunning beauty in such a poetic style!

hufflepuff4life November 5 2005, 17:05:30 UTC

I'm going to cry.

drunkirishdude November 5 2005, 17:09:54 UTC

I think Tear of Hufflepuff has some sort of magical property.

hufflepuff4life November 5 2005, 20:17:45 UTC

That's unicorns.

hufflepuff4life November 5 2005, 20:18:25 UTC

No, wait, it's the other thing. Sorry, distraught and all.

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prefectlyernie November 6 2005, 02:46:55 UTC

This is only strengthening my argument that you're unworthy of the title of Head Boy. You're at once delusional, cruel (even to the Weasley girl, I'll concede!) and horrifyingly inane.

I shall, of course, think of a befitting punishment once this matter is settled and I've taken my rightful place atop the school's pupils. It will likely involve filthy dungeons, the washing thereof, and quite a bit of preening at your discomfort.

deranged_gofer November 7 2005, 04:05:38 UTC

People! In the future, PLEASE enter our family via marriage, not via hair colour! It just doesn't work like that. I know you all desperately want our Weasley charms but they don't come in bottles of hair dye!

..Unless you buy them from us.

waitingfortom November 7 2005, 05:56:45 UTC

Um, right! Absolutely! Become a Weasley through Weasley Enterprises etc. etc. what the hell, George?

deranged_gofer November 8 2005, 03:20:53 UTC

We have a new range of hair dye products coming out. I think. Fred tested them on himself and ...things didn't go too well. But as I keep telling him, he CAN use this journal even when his hair is a bit burned around the sides.

He's just so shy, you know how it is.

waitingfortom November 8 2005, 05:51:18 UTC

Errr... right... What, did he do them all in a row and forget to condition or something? I mean, it doesn't seem very good to go announcing "We have a new range" and then follow it up with "hair is a bit burned around the sides."