I am riding a giraffe right now! His name is Hippo and he is very yellow!! There are animals everywhere and they are all flocking towards me! I tell them to come! And they all do the Macarena ( Read more... )

A Hogwart's Horror
Written By: Gregory Goyle, Weasley #7, Eric, Ron Weasley, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Lucius Malfoy, Micheal Corner, Colin Creevey, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Seamus Finnegan, Cedric Diggory, Moaning Murtle, Harry Potter, Professor Snape, Professor Mcg., Vincent Crabbe, Lord Voldemort and Cho Chang.
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OH MY VOLDEMORT!!! OH. MY. VOLDEMORT!!

I CAN'T BREATHE!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE OFFICIAL HONEST TO VOLDEMORT, VOLDEORTFATHER OF CRABBE'S AND COLIN'S CHILDREN!! GUESS WHO!! NO, YOU PROBABLY CAN'T GUESS.

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS!

( Guess!! )

Wow. I should become one of those psychocologist I always hear about. I should start my own psychocology company.

GOYLE’S PSYCHOCOLOGY CLINIC
BILLION AND BILLIONS SERVED
CURRENT NUMBER: 2
2 KNUTS PER PERSONIt will involve a rigorous therapy session where I lock two people in the closet and they duke it out and work out their problems. Some ( Read more... )

So I was taking my daily stroll through the Hufflepuff common room, just minding my own business and thinking of the Dark Lord, his teachings and contemplating his shoe size when I happened upon the dark figure of a boy looming over Cedric's coffin doing something rather dastardly! Dastardly but admittingly ingenious of him ( Read more... )

I find this to be DEMEANING to all warlocks in the world! We, warlocks are not objects! We are not just a luscious piles of meat whose sole purpose is to sit and look pretty! We are warlocks! There is more to us than just brawns! There is more to us than our sexy arses! We have brains too ( Read more... )

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If Voldemort were to appear on your doorstep dressed in his intimidating yet crisp Death Eater's garb and staring at you beseechingly with his deep, heavy lidded, snakelike eyes. Probing you. Disrobing you. And pointing one long partially decayed Finger o' Truth over your heart and asking you, "What have you done for me, The Great and Magnificent ( Read more... )

"We are like the shark that swims in the ocean, top of the food chain, developed over the ages of evolution and purpose. The shark does not say to the herring 'I am not sorry that I must devour you' because it is in the shark's nature to feed upon that which is its lesser pray. And so it is between the Muggle and the Wizard ( Read more... )