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[grrgoyle]

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Comments

[drunkirishdude]

You didn't specify blue beads!!

[grrgoyle]

My Dark Lord, Seamus! What in Voldemort's name are you doing commenting in here?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING THIS???!!?!

THIS IS TOP SECRET STUFF, MATE!!

I would think that the possibility of Mcgonagall in the buff would be a sufficient deterrent for you! But EVIDENTLY NOT!! You're a sick bastard, Seamus Finnigan!!

[drunkirishdude]

Goyle you should learn that whenever you write "don't click on this" that only makes me want to click more!!!! no matter WHAT'S under there!!!

besides, I thought I'd be a nice bastard and correct you!! It'd be no use bribing me with red or black beads, you know!!!

[grrgoyle]

Fine then. Don't click on this!

[mynoseisfine]

What exactly is "Goyle Persuasion"?

And why didn't I get a footnote on here? Really, I expected more from you.

[hufflepuff4life]

I'm sure I don't want to know what "Goyle persuasion" entails.

I'm also not sure why you and I are up for "Badgering," while the rest of our house gets "Persuasion." Should we be offended or relieved?

[mynoseisfine]

I don't know. Do we really need to be badgered?

I'm wondering about myself now. You're probably up for "badgering" because "no one that sinfully beautiful can be so innocent". That's a bit on the strange side, don't you agree?

[hufflepuff4life]

It's worrysome, but sadly, not unexpected.

[deanosovirtuoso]

I am not dark at all! I am a nice muffin fresh out of the oven.

[drunkirishdude]

Banana nut? I like banana nut, Deanie.

[grrgoyle]

Banana nut is not a euphemism for something is it? Like a Penis?

Um, maybe I should have used a euphemism for Penis. Like Dick. Wait, no. That does not sound very appropriate either...

[drunkirishdude]

...I just like banana nut muffins!!

[no_opinion]

I refuse to be badgered.

[lookscomefirst]

Why don't I get to be the possibly evil twin?

[no_opinion]

Possibly because I am possibly more evil than you can ever possibly be.

However, it is possibly that being the possibly evil twin is not all it's cracked up to be, dearest sister.

[grrgoyle]

Everyone knows that Ravenclaws are closet Death Eaters! But unlike Slytherins, they are clever enough to hide it!

Oh! Wait-

[abbotts_habits]

Oh, I do like your nice caricature! I can see you'll do swimmingly in Art on Wednesday! But please don't try to Persuade me, Gregory, I'd make a terrible Death Eater! I'd wear multi-coloured robes every day, pass around really chewy toffees in the middle of You-Know-Who's speeches, and I'm quite sure Whiskers would piddle in your tea! And you don't want that, do you?

[grrgoyle]

Of all the people in Hogwarts that I expected that would click for Mcgonagall porn, you were that last one!

Hannah!! I have never witnessed this side of you!! I'm shocked!! Slightly impressed- but mostly shocked!

[abbotts_habits]

Well, we all have our little dark side, don't we, Gregory.

[grrgoyle]

Are you coming on to me?