Various things that annoy me:

• The squid


• When Justin makes annoying lists


• Terry Boot, since this being annoyed with Terry is obviously the new black

That said, and barely meant, I present you with this:

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In addition to a stone tablet being dropped through my table this morning, I received my third leather catsuit. I give up. Why am I being sent catsuits? Who in their right mind is sending me catsuits?

Do I look like I need a catsuit?

Do I look like I want a catsuit?

( Somewhere it is Sunday )

So Gregory, Yule Ball?

So, Dennis Creevey gave me an early birthday present. Hopefully it's not rabies ( Read more... )

Ok.

I've seen many scaring things in my time.

I've seen the full moon. I've seen figures of authority in compromising photos.

I've seen Mrs. Weasley just hanging in the wind.

I have never seen anyone do that with a squid before.

Terry, I am rethinking the scotch.

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Ok, so no paper. I understand this ( Read more... )