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Comments

[terryclothrags]

My name is Terry Boot. You targeted my sister. Prepare to die.

[grrgoyle]

Hogwarts is neither the time nor place to Gamble, Terrence!

We will die later, perhaps over at Hogsmead where illegal happenings are more ignored, eh?

[terryclothrags]

Sounds good. But you should leave your wand at Hogwarts, so that I can be sure you don't cheat. You are, after all, supposed to be a crafty Slytherin. Oh, and wear a big target over your heart. So I know it's you.

[grrgoyle]

I am wearing my, "I'm with stupid!" shirt! I will stand next to you, and people will laugh!

What great fun we will have together, Terrence!

[alwayspms]

What? How on earth could I have a crush on You-Know-Who? Cedric is much more handsome, wonderful, kind, romantic, thoughtful, clever and considerate. I'm afraid I cannot follow your flow of logic.

[grrgoyle]

Because while Voldemort has died, he looks less dead than Cedric? Cedric looks deader?

According to Witch Weekly, the dead look is out this season!

[boogiedownvince]

Aw, Greg! You drew me! How sweet!!!

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FUCK YOU, GOYLE!!!

I DON'T EVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN!!!

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Kisses!

[grrgoyle]

Aw, Crabbe!! You are making me blush!!

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FUCK YOU TOO, BITCH!!!

BOO HOO!! LIKE I EVER WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SORRY ARSE AGAIN!!

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Hugs!

[boogiedownvince]

Goyle!! I wasn't aware of this sweet, sensitive side in you!!! I'm so touched!!

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YOU WHORE!!

IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN I SWEAR YOU'LL END UP IN PIECES!!! EVEN MADAME POMFREY WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAL YOUR ARSE, YOU LAME SONOVABITCH!!!

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XOXOXOX times a hundred.

[nothisbitch]

Trust me, Gregory darling, someone that sinfully beautiful isn't so innocent.

[hufflepuff4life]

Thank you, love.

Are you up for some non-innocent activity this evening?

[nothisbitch]

I don't know, darling, that sounds rather risque for this late at night.

[hufflepuff4life]

A good point...

...though, and I cringe as I say this: I suspect Snape will be staying in his bed tonight and not patrolling the halls...

[putasockinit]

Dobby iz a heathen! this must be a compliment becuz Harry Potter iz one to! Mistr Gool iz very nice to Dobby!

[grrgoyle]

Gee, I wonder what elf flesh tastes like.