Colin! How many times do I have to tell you! I don't kill unless ordered by a high ranking official (or unless I see muggle walking down the street). You're safe!
I'm not quite sure if I am though! I'm not sure how it's possible, but somehow Dennis has turned my Buddy Death Eater Pamphlet into a deadly weapon! Oh Voldemort, I think he plans to paper cut me to death...
Yeah the thing about Dennis is he is well, crazy. Very very crazy. You shouldn't have gotten on his bad side Goyle, he'll hunt you down for eternity now!!!
I'm so sorry Colin's little brother mocks you for your ideologies, Goyle. Prejudices and mockery always seem to go together with being a junior DE. It's a shame. Even in my own family there are several misinformed people.
But hey, if you're not enjoying your time there, why don't we get together for a pint of Butterbeer and some Evil cookies? Have a gay ol' time!
Honestly, Eric (why does your icon say George?)! We are wizards too! We have feelings too! I hate living in a world where I am oppressed by witches for being a warlock or criticized for opposing the Wh1te Ha1red Ev1l.
It's so depressing.
I could sure use some butterbeer to drown my sorrows in and Evil cookies are always great. I am not sure how gay I can be today, but I will try. For you, I will be gay. Hugs!
Goyle, I am George. Or so everyone tells me. And this time I'm pretty certain it isn't a conspiracy.
White haired what? You mustn't beat yourself up about it, Gregory. Who cares what everyone else thinks? We know we're just as good as anyone else (and perhaps even slightly better!).
Gay DE hugs to you as well! I could apparate and meet you in the Leaky Cauldron for a pint. I'll pay if you bring the cookies.
Think of gay things. You've influenced so many people. You taught that one girl so much about polishing her key! Think of all the good things you've achieved this year!
Alright! Lets go have a gay old time together! Be sure to polish your wand before hand! I don't believe that I have used my wand since winter break has begun. It might be a little rusty.
Now, Gilderoy, I'm afraid I cannot let Mister Goyle's education be disrupted like that. If you wish to meet with Mister Goyle while school is in session, I suggest you make arrangements on a Hogsmeade weekend, the dates of which I am afraid I am not permitted to divulge to the public at large who I do not personally like.
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I'm not quite sure if I am though! I'm not sure how it's possible, but somehow Dennis has turned my Buddy Death Eater Pamphlet into a deadly weapon! Oh Voldemort, I think he plans to paper cut me to death...
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Very very crazy.
You shouldn't have gotten on his bad side Goyle, he'll hunt you down for eternity now!!!
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LIES!
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But hey, if you're not enjoying your time there, why don't we get together for a pint of Butterbeer and some Evil cookies? Have a gay ol' time!
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It's so depressing.
I could sure use some butterbeer to drown my sorrows in and Evil cookies are always great. I am not sure how gay I can be today, but I will try. For you, I will be gay. Hugs!
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White haired what? You mustn't beat yourself up about it, Gregory. Who cares what everyone else thinks? We know we're just as good as anyone else (and perhaps even slightly better!).
Gay DE hugs to you as well! I could apparate and meet you in the Leaky Cauldron for a pint. I'll pay if you bring the cookies.
Think of gay things. You've influenced so many people. You taught that one girl so much about polishing her key! Think of all the good things you've achieved this year!
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Alright! Lets go have a gay old time together! Be sure to polish your wand before hand! I don't believe that I have used my wand since winter break has begun. It might be a little rusty.
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Order a galleon of butterbeer, will you? I have just discovered something shocking. I will be at the Leaky Cauldron in a minute.
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Why don't you come and visit your long lost father?
I am thinking of paying you a visit at Hogwarts after the holidays. What a reunion this will be!
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